I don't know, why don't you go ask Jude, he probably has some sciencey explanation for it. All I know is I didn't hit you in the nuts. If I did, you wouldn't have nuts anymore.
[Is he exaggerating? Maybe. Do you really want to find out if he is? Probably not.]
No problem, man, there's no way I was gonna let you burn to a crisp there.
I think I'll pass on asking Jude for more information, thanks.
Sometimes when I hear him talk about science it gives me a headache and I can't make sense of any of it. You already know how passionate he is about medical sciences.
It's good that he's helping people with it, but I wouldn't be able to understand a damn thing.
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It's like I got kicked in the balls while I was out cold.
You should know what it's like to get hit down below. When I sit down all I can think about is how much it hurts.
[ This is extremely illicit guy talk. Alphen refuses to drag Shionne into this. ]
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Ugh i don't need that mental image of your roasted nuts.
[this is guy talk gone too far. Go see a doctor, alphen.]
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I didn't say anything about my nuts being roasted!!
How do you even know that?
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[Jude is not qualified as that kind of doctor. ]
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I haven't admitted anything and you're just imagining things.
What about you? When you get hit with artes does it roast your nuts?
[ god they are really talking about this over the journals. What would Zephyr say if he saw this? ]
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No, because I make it a point in my life to not let my nuts get roasted.
[This is a problem unique to you, man.]
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There's a difference, Law.
Having your nuts get crushed is much much worse.
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Try getting dragged halfway across Reverein after a fight.
Do you not know how hard you punch, Law??
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I don't need to take pot shots to win a fight.
Also for the record, I didn't drag you, I carried you.
Are you high on painkillers? You're high on painkillers, aren't you?
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All I'm trying to do is figure out why it feels like my nuts hurt like hell.
Zephyr is a good man. He'd never resort to under handed tactics!!! Hitting a guy down below is just playing dirty you're right.
Thank you for saving me then, Law. I owe you my life.
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[Is he exaggerating? Maybe. Do you really want to find out if he is? Probably not.]
No problem, man, there's no way I was gonna let you burn to a crisp there.
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Sometimes when I hear him talk about science it gives me a headache and I can't make sense of any of it. You already know how passionate he is about medical sciences.
It's good that he's helping people with it, but I wouldn't be able to understand a damn thing.
Hey....!
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I'm not going to take this one sitting down, Law. As soon as I've recovered I'm going to fight again.
My nuts don't get roasted that easily.
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You sure you can handle not barbecuing yourself next time? Maybe you should go make some fireproof armor first.
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You're three hundred years too young to beat me.
[ Alphen is...really getting heated up over practically nothing. ]