refire: (59)
Alphen ([personal profile] refire) wrote in [personal profile] zephyrean 2022-03-09 12:40 am (UTC)

You might want to drink more water next time you have my cooking.

That could help with your butt problems.

[ Rip Law.]

I'm only using the right combination of ingredients so that it can be delicious. Next time we eat meals together I really want you to try this beefsteak recipe.

[ More suffering. ]
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